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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran)

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part IV)

And now for the side show… the STL County Council/police fail at being empathetic, and tone deaf white people are tone deaf (and white). #staywoke #farfromover

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

daenystormborn:

What I thought was that you could manage the phones and possibly take messages whilst I’m out

Me and my annettles in the car talking bout Captain America 2
Annettles: so I'm over here drooling over Buckys pimp walk
Me:
Annettles: then I realized it's cause his arm is too heavy :(
Me:
Annettles:
Me: *crying from laughing so hard*

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*hears about ios 8 coming out tomorrow*

*looks forward to being fake with a brand new set of emojis*

Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Friend: ...
Me: I also think I got hotter.
tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]

tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

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smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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keep this going please

(Source: human)

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

(Source: filmforlife)

plays

thebestvinesyt:

The excited bipolar teacher…. (X)