shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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I was telling my cousin the next time she saw her man (cause he fucking up) to slap him! And video tape and sent it to me….this is what she sends back!!!

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now